Pelbagai Jenis Kayu-Kayan

~nar see gua uu jitbarban, jeeetbaarrbaaannn~

Haih, haih.
Cash never seems to be enough for me... and bandwidth. So, better start bullshiting now. Else, it's gonna take a whole day and dozens of 'refresh'es just to upload 1 tiny, stupid fucking pic, starting tomorrow. Gotta squeeze the most out of Bitcomet for this last few hours before reverting back to that fubar utm line.
Come on, 99.8% already!! @#$%!

Went to watch AVP2 with low, low expectations. But it came out even lower than that! Gelap-gulita, cheapass casting and acting, no brainer plot, and you think it can't get any better than that. Man, they've already dented the franchise(s) once and now it's completely destroyed, which is expected btw. Go watch I Am Legend instead. Haven't watch it, though frens told me it was quite da bomb, booyaah!

Sibu kena banjir, didn't y'all know? And Kapit is NOT near to Kuching, ok?! I hope it's a typo lar, Stars...

So, what do think we do during our free time, apart from being on our asses?
Like what our FAB Uncle Hong (stupid fucker can say unimaginable things... silly guy) told us, we climb up trees and swing from one to another, to where we live! Of coz, we also got mengutip pelbagai jenis hasil hutan! Like this one... caught ON land! sort of...

Jiak Sai Fish, courtesy of Ah Dong aka honcho manboobs (Dong ar, today got datang haid kar? kekekek)

I'm Sirius, dude!

Walaoweh, back at hometown for almost a week liao and it felt just like yesterday, swoosh... This post aim to burn a mark on this holiday's timeline, else it's gonna be over before I can say @$$. ...And to remind y'all about an upcoming birthday. So, pandai-pandailah korang, eheheheh ;)

Time really flies when you're kicking it out. But haven't really got to kick on anything just yet. Fuck. I've been in hiatus for far too long. It's time to break out! Tear down the barricade! YES, I AM GETTING A NEW RIG. Hoorah! I laugh in the face of Crysis, muahhaha. Yea, look forward to blog bout it, but only after I'm done gettin my fingerprints and bodily fluids all over it. Meanwhile, I'm on a strict workout plan. Prancing around half-naked, smacking virtual pingpong with my Wiimote contwol. Ooo...sweaty!

Lifestyle of the RIch & ...

Haro... Me horny me luv u long time, ahahah!

Neways, saw alot of cool things, did some pretty dumb stuff this past couple of weeks. Bad habits start to kick in(there goes another of my ten years, sigh). Di samping itu, moto gua abis minyak kat itu Tmn U bulan lepas. Bikin gua manyak malu tau, wuhuu...

Damn boi! Didn't realize they sell chicken like...chicken in Singapore's 'G' spot! Lucky bastards... Always have your snapper ready in holster there, coz you'll never know a big whopper like this gonna show up. ~Sakai~

arre, is that what I think it is? Hmm, let's have a closer look...

Ahah! Just as I thought! A Ferrari 430! Smooth...Oh yea...
490hp under them trunk(google). Too bad it isn't the Scuderia edition, Ferrari's fastest beast on wheels. Too good to be true anyway. Oops, damned valet dude starts eyeballin me. Gotta bust this joint.

Sigh... In the meantime, I'll be stickin to my own noble steed. For now, grrr... Ride like the wind, to the sunset! Hyah!Hyah! Giddyup, giddyup!

Sicko

Got you a word of advice from first-hand experience. If possible in your friggin lifetime, you do not want to mess with insurance. You do not FUCK with insurance! Easy to get, but a real pain in the nuts to claim. But yet you still NEED them. So you wouldn't be as fucked up as you're supposed to be fucked, you fuck. Sorry sorry, don't mind the language. Sad and infuriated just thinking about it.

Watched Michael Moore's SiCKO yet? Now that is fucked up... how sick is the world that we live in now.

Grindhouse

~Hey hey hey~ Another useless movie review...

Frankly, this is rather unexpected. After mentioning the likes of Rodriguez and Tarantino, it wouldn't surprise me. This movie is fucking ridiculous! But in a good way... excellent, in fact! It's a double feature. Got my hands on the first, Planet Terror. Death Proof to come.

Spoofing horror flicks from the era of second-rated exploitation movies in the 80s, it starts out with a fake trailer on a fake ass movie, Machete, the grumpy Mexican assassin. It's straight zombie gore-fest after that. Basically, it features over-the-top ultraviolence, cheesy dialogues, and a storyline that'll leave you lifting a brow and scratching your head, presented in an out of focus movie projection effect complete with those annoying fuzzy lines and cigarette burns. You see, that's what make this movie so unique, because it's intended that way. Intended to suck. Well, it's the sucking part that makes it so much fun! Remember watching Tremors, The Fly, or Gremlins with them stupid rubbery puppets and animatronics on VHS or laser discs? Looking back now, they really suck and at times, hilarious(Chucky, you don't scare me no more). Got some of the most memorable scenes that'll make you laugh your pants off! And Fergie died another horrible death yet again. What a waste of a nice piece of @$$...

Do not question the logic after watching, because there are none. This movie is purely mindless fun. It may not appeal to the general audience, but it's definitely appealing to me, haha. And not for the faint of hearts. But for kids, this is perfect. Explosion, mutilation, disembowelment, and castration. Kids dig these kind of stuff.

Grindhouse!

Halo Halo Halooo

Halo 3's out but where's my 360?? I wanna see master chief's real mug! Man, it's been like a year since the killer Gears of War came out. God, when are you gonna drop me one from above... Wuhuu...Well, at least got MGS4 to look forward to, I guess.

Not to mention my pc felt more and more sluggish nowadays. My beloved had seen better days. Don't bother installing any new titles now, don't wanna embarrass myself. Not enough disk space anyway, ahahah. Bioshock? Like playing with powerpoint slides, slow and frustrating. Now can only reminisce on the glories of gibbing grunts back in the 'olden' days, ahhh... kasplat!
Time to juice up, Jim! You're getting owned in CS and Battlefield, dammit!!

Wish these work in real-life...don't you think so, fellow geeks?? (Press "~" to bring up console...)
* show me the money
* impulse 101
* give all
* idkfa
* dnstuff
* up, up, down, left, right, up, triangle, circle, square, square, select

And would someone please program me a trainer for my life? I need...
+Unlimited simoleons
+Infinite 'ammo'
+God mode!!
+No clipping??
+F1 to spawn hot chicks! oh yeah...

TOP 10

Pushing aside all the site analysis, passive design, IDR, etc, and it’s time to talk some cock!

Hmm, not sure what to crap though. So, I came up with something to entertain myself and to annoy y’all. I give you, The Top 10 lists of my favourite shit! Entries are subjected to change, so fuck off.

For the debut, this is The Top 10 list of my favourite GAMES of all-time from all platforms! Clap Clap ;-)

1. Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty
(Sneaking around in a cardboard box, tranquilizing goons in the crotch, wanking through codec. My, my, Snake…)

2. Shadow of Colossus
(Tearing down 15 titans in an orchestrated symphony. Koh Ohtani is god.)

3. Tekken 5
(Button-mashing fun…nuff said.)

4. Half-life 2
(Immersive storyline, memorable journey, and zero-point energy gun. Friggin cool.)

5. Unreal Tournament
(I’m the Alpha and the Omega. 2003 and 2004 can suck my dick)

6. God of War
(Kratos kicking Greece right in the nuts. Zeus is going down, everybody!)

7. Final Fantasy 10
(Must…level…up…Yuna…Rikku…Lulu…drool. Nobuo, don’t make me cry. Sob sob.)

8. Medal of Honor Allied Assault
(Steven Spielberg stylized WW2 action in 5.1 surround. Covering fire!!)

9. Warioware: Smooth Moves
(Saving damsels, pulling nose hair, and dance routines. What’s not to like??)

10. Burnout 3
(Uber-unrealistic racer with ridiculous speed and physics. Unlimited nitrous = wicked sick)

Expect more upcoming fubar shit, dudes and dudettes! Fission mailed!

Muffins...nuff said

Closed up view, panning across the steamy, sizzling drumsticks taken right out of the oven. Then, zooming in on the lard trickling down to the sides. Scenes of a bunch of happy idiots sinking down their fangs into them fatty chow in slow motion.

Hmmm... Laughing. Crying. Man, that thing must have tasted fucking great!, I thought to
myself, gazing into the box.

Kenny Rogers is said to have the best roasted chicken on land. Or so they say. Never tasted one till I came here to the west. Man, does it SUCK ASS. Its ok if the thing looked nothing like the ones on TV(real life burgers will never be THAT big), but it felt soggy and tasted really bland. The mash potatoes tasted like baby food. Quite a pocket blazer too for 1 stupid meal. No wonder this franchise never make its way to my hometown. Smart move for them. Don't want to end up like Marrybrown, condemned to oblivion.

~BUT WAIT...THERE'S MORE!~

There IS one great thing about Kenny's. He has the best damn homemade muffins I've tasted so far. Those sweet, wet muffins... Splendid! Best served hot. My favourite's chocolate. Yours??

Wholesome indeed...

Vanilla and banana, choco's outta stock, too bad...boo =(

Yea, watch me as I lick the hell outta this thing. Yummy...

PukeKOM

Hey yaaa~
Woohoo, bloggin time!

Went to PIKOM at City Square today, with no sky high expectations like last time though.
Sigh... Still that boring, to say the least, but heads of all sizes still came flocking. Good, free tofus.

I don't understand. Where're the gaming rigs? Where're the neons and those big-ass cooling fans? Where's Steve Jobs with his iMacs, iPhones, iPoop, or whatever? Lotsa cheap blinking, plasticky mice.
Ooi, i can get DVD-Rs even in kedai papan lar...
Nevermind that, I can handle those, but...NO BOOTH BABES??!! Where're them scantily clad goodness??!!
Waddaya mean you don't have em, you bloody wanks!!!

This is utter MADNESS!!!


Anyways, who am I to ask for so much? I love my country...

Moving on, next week my moms and pops  are coming here to JB for my sis convo. Finally, something to look forward to. Woohoo, can't wait ler.
Time to show them how shitty (local)uni life is. Oh yeah, maybe then they'll understand why I always get sick here, with all the kekucing kurap as janitors and idiots washing their feet at the sinks.
Which reminds me...why are there dungs inside our enviro studio har?? Nasty...

p/s - I love u, iPod. But you are just too damn expensive, sorry.

Ouches!!

Can't.....move.....much.....joints.....chest....biceps.....triceps......abs......legs.....
everywhere!!! Mommy.....Arghhh!!

flu.....nose.....throat.....flam.....ehuk! ehuk!

- This is what happens to a pantsy who never exercises to do just 3 laps in a 50m kiddy pool...poor dude...ouch...fingers...typing...hurts!
<dough!!!>  \ ;O

Threshold of PAIN!

I down this for breakfast, you faggots! Muahaha

Take that, Joe! Fear Factor has nothing on me!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Just the way I like it!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Best on Gardenia! Good eatin'...

Puke!!

Tuk Nae Yuu!!!

None too lucky but real fucking 'suey' to the max these past couple of months. Why do these kinda things always happen around this time of year, I wonder. Maybe I should call this period 'Jim's Fucked-upping Season'. Settling it and getting back to UTM seemed to be able to clear my mind at first, but more of it came knocking. Anyhow, too pissed and depressed to talk about it now.
I know I messed up, and I'm really really sorry for all of it, guys. Better think of it as a repentance for my previous sins, I guess.

Alas, back in utm and guess what... It didn't change one bit! That's shocking...sien~
At least I finally got a decent connection for me to write this post with my wireless dongle dangling just outside the window.
Hmm... dongle dangle dingle. Sorry, I couldn't resist saying that...

MY SEX TAPE LEAKED!!!

Gotcha!

Nah, nothing to do sex tapes, but everything to do with leakage. Yesterday, mom told me my bike got oil leak. Huh? Not knowing what's wrong and seeing the 2T's empty, I foolishly poured down leftover to fill it up. Waah, all hell broke loose as the oil started gushing out underneath like diarrhea! Kanasai!! My bike started to drench in oil as I rushed bec clumsily to get cloth and toilet paper to soak it up. Cost twice as much lar this Shell semi synthetic(at least it's not Motul, haha). And now I smell like a mechanic, but a scented one(hmmm, pacific air...). Opening up the fender showed the rubber tube on the tank teared at one end. Stupid brittle hoes! Cut the badonkadonk, plug it back. Problem solved, oh rite...

Who uses 2T nowadays anyway?! Sigh

Autobots, roll out!

Hands-down, the best movie of the year yet. Go watch or whack off. Your choice.

p/s - Shia LaBeouf is the next best thing.

Spidey sense tingling...

Went to Kings to catch the overly-hyped Spiderman 3 today with my cous(trailers and teasers had been screened for more than a year before the actual release). A lotta people and damn hard to get a parking space since it's still a public holiday. I managed, so fuck it.

Anyway, here's my short review:

In terms of storyline, it's somewhat second-rated. Bad guys destroy city, spidey saves the day. Mary Jane's in trouble, spidey saves her ass. Hooray... everybody's happy. It's the little details that lifted this movie up a notch. They'd adapted three new bad guys from the comics, which was cool. New gobby, sandman, and venom. Ironically, one thing odd this time was spidey took the antagonist role in most part. So basically, realize that he's the 'real' bad guy in this movie. The ending was ordinary. Forgive and forget, the classical finale method. Not exactly a genius way to conclude a trilogy. We know chicks dig happy endings, right? Other than that, it's a great family movie as it contemplated much of what was inside my pendidikan moral book. <yawn>

As expected, it's superb technical-wise with all the CGI special effects, sound and digital choreography. In fact, it ruled the entire film(stunt doubles are obsolete nowadays, haven't you heard). CGI was the main attraction here. Really dig the camera angles during the fighting scenes, like em rollercoaster rides. Weee!

Anyways, better just ignore this review and check it out for yourselves. Well, at least it's far better than the cheesiest of cheesy Ghost Rider. Believe that.

Tribute to Foochow Spiderman of U6S3, Ah Chung. Remember this? Muahaha...

0% body fat!

First thing that I noticed was everyone's getting 'rounder' back home. My dad, my lil sis, my mom, even my pet dog! Or perhaps I'm the one who's getting scrawnier. That's expected considering we've been eating shitty ass food for the past four months. No choice, but Gabe and I have to stuff them shit down to live. But, where did all the McDs and KFCs go, I wonder... Junk food didn't help neither but at least they tasted good as hell. Hey, another way to shorten my life span besides not sleeping! Great.

Mom said I looked like crap. Dad said nothing as always. I know they are gonna bloat me up good for the next few weeks. Just wait and see.

It's been, umm... a long time

Man, I'm really a slacker when it comes to blogging (well, in everything anyway). It's been a while since my last post, notice the date? Didn't feel 'conducive' enough to write anything in that room of mine. Just landed back home yesterday. Ah...the fresh unpolluted air! Meaning less nose picking, yay!. But my nose is still running from all the moving and cleaning up during the last few days. Oh, finally got the lucky charm piercing tat I longed for. Dad don't kill me. Anyways, just wanna let you readers(anyone out there?) know that this blog is not yet condemned. Come drop by and lay down a few comments sometimes if possible. Can't promise super fast updates though, maybe just some useless tidbits and encounters.

It's good to be back home...