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"How do you make Lady Gaga angry?"

"Pa-pa-pa Poke Her Face!"

Yeah, I know. It's dumb, but if I do get that chance someday, I'd poke it! But not that Facebook superpoke shit...

BTW, long time no see; guys & gals, willies & titties! Well, it HAS been awhile. Neways, just droppin by awhile here, dustin' and chasin' off em flies and rats while I'm at it. Erm, nothing much to say here, just that I've been sick for the past 2 days now (Tonsils got own3d by New Divide.. daaammnn yooouuuu!) hoping to get better ASAP before I get blasted off, coz y'all UTMers will be seeing this mug of mine (unfortunately) and I'll be seeing yours, real soon... 4 days and counting...

Ninja Assassin

A few days back and when the stench of my bored, half-rotten corpse at home began to overwhelm my family, I'd made my choice to enjoice... What better way than to catch a stoopid ass movie! So, went to catch Ninja Assassin, the only 'good' flick available at that time, with a bunch of Mukah monkeys. Honestly, my expectations for this flick were at an extreme low before entering the cinema, coz most online reviews I read prior were quite harsh (yea, yea. I read the reviews first, so what... hahah) Well, they are sorta true... a friggin snorefest in the 1st half. I know, the plot is laughable, but who cares? How can anyone take Hollywood ninjas seriously anyway... However, the ultra-violent ass-kicking sweetness starts snowballing as it progresses through the 2nd half. And oh... there's SO much 'ketchup' and 'spaghetti sause'! Yummy, to say the least... But with all that red stuff, how come the 100psi blood spewing samurai anime cliche was not there? Illogical, but necessary,man... This movie would have fit perfectly into the Gameboy and SNES era of our lives, during the apogee of our hack'n'slash conquest! Ahh, good ol' times... So happy yet, so sad...

Well, now my head is telling me to lay it off and my ass is telling me to park it right back on that couch, coz beybeh... it's PPS time, wohoo! TV-on-demand is the future man! Check it out here.

P.S - Erm, if there is a way to change the thing to English, holla bec yea? Or is there any English ver. out there at all even? Coz I tink moms is kinda sick of me having her translating the thing all the time. Sorree mom! Hahaks!

Semper fi, brother...

Full Metal Jacket

"This is my rifle. There are many like it but this one is mine. My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my rifle is useless. Without my rifle I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my rifle and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of our enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen."

I know where's my rifle at. But, do you?

"STFU!!" - Sergeant Hartman

Right back to the world... Damn right.

If you have a chance to catch this flick, check this guy out.
Chuck-filled with verbal-abuse goodness at its best! Every word dispensed from this guy's mouth is SO damn out of order, it'll need a whole death squad to decontaminate his piehole... Yet, they're so quote worthy, make you ponder... Don't get me wrong, this guy's alright. Kinda reminded me of my pops during the good ol' days, times when I'm of abundance source of disappointments for him. Ass-kicking aside, you gotta sit through the 2 hour span of this classic to replenish back your ever-lacking manjuice. You owe it to your wang, man... Either that or if you're in dire need for help getting rid of those unearthly sagging manboobs. Get them out of my sight, maggots.

Be glad that after this, you'll be ready for this instead... Coming soon!

Inglorious Basterds by Quentin Tarantino

And now, I'm gonna go break stuff... Hyahh!!!

Jam of the Week - Move Though Me - In Flame

Mi Mi Mi Mi Mi Mi Mi

Let's start this with a joke...

What kind of bee gives milk?
……….................
A boo-bee.

Muahahahaha… get it? -.-||| Erm, why do Japanese don’t have ‘this’ finger? Oh, never mind.

One of the hottest flicks to hit theatres in this 3rd quarter of the year 2009 is definitely going to be G.I. Joe: The Rise of the Cobra. Slated for release on August 7th.

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G.I. Joe: The Rise of the Cobra

With just a few simple steps of cutting and pasting, you can churn out this sorta wallpaper too. Enjoice!

Not really fond with the series during my thumb-sucking years but heck, seeing just the brief teaser on Youtube really ignited my inner child and got my adrenaline pumping for some gung-ho, booyah! However, not really sure how it would fair in the box office though. Film critics these days are not really into this stuff anymore. Just give us more, lengthier trailers, would ya? Then, we’ll see how it goes. But don’t give out too much of em juicy bits, hehe.

Snake Eyes really caught my attention. Faceless, voiceless, and nocturne black with a touch of superhuman reflexes and acrobatics; simply the perfect essence for the most badass superhero... EVERR! This is rare, people.

Snake Eyes

Grey Fox aka Cyborg Ninja (MGS1)

Note the resemblance.

Why ar?
All these big budget comic/game to movie adaptations seem to be the rave within the last five years. But, why now? Why not ten years ago? Last time when we were kids, flicks like these (e.g Mortal Kombat, even though it sucked ass) would be a godsend for us fans. However, they weren’t many, if any. Kids today are so damn lucky… Sigh… Mimimimimimi…

Wait, now they are obligated do movies on Space Ghost and Centurions. Gotta love those flashy paintbucketed jet suits...

Power..EXXTREEEMMM!!!

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Zippo Clicking, Zippo Tricking...

Yo, guys and gals, gays and lesbians, hobos and bimbos! I'm back from the dead, yet again! Muahahaha.....

A very warm and fuzzy welcome to my new domain here at Blokespot! Yup, that's right; I'm migrating into Blogspot as we speak (Oorah!). Been willing to jump in the bandwagon for ages now, seeing that all them blogheads would vouch Blogspot as their ‘weapon’ of choice. Although, most I’ve read would recommend Wordpress over Blogger instead. Well, what’s done is done… For the time being, still trying to familiarize meself with the interface. By the way, sorry for the whole Gutteruncensored vibe. Still under construction mar and haven’t got time to spruce things up, haha.

All leets, sila lah tunjuk ajar! Trimas berbanyak!

Anyways, just wanna give you guys a heads up. So… do whatever you like here; bookmark this page, get fed, comment stuff, flame me, or even spam your miracle drugs here; but just do me one favor; if possible please channel all your energy towards your fingertips and click on those cute nuffy ads. I implore you guys for the sake of my future marriage! In return, I’ll try to update you guys here with any worthy news and crap as I see fit. Introducing, my soon-to-be (hopefully…) new concubine! Here you go...

Manfrotto 190XPROB with 486 Ballhead

Isn’t she a beauty...