Threshold of PAIN!

I down this for breakfast, you faggots! Muahaha

Take that, Joe! Fear Factor has nothing on me!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Just the way I like it!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Best on Gardenia! Good eatin'...

Puke!!

Tuk Nae Yuu!!!

None too lucky but real fucking 'suey' to the max these past couple of months. Why do these kinda things always happen around this time of year, I wonder. Maybe I should call this period 'Jim's Fucked-upping Season'. Settling it and getting back to UTM seemed to be able to clear my mind at first, but more of it came knocking. Anyhow, too pissed and depressed to talk about it now.
I know I messed up, and I'm really really sorry for all of it, guys. Better think of it as a repentance for my previous sins, I guess.

Alas, back in utm and guess what... It didn't change one bit! That's shocking...sien~
At least I finally got a decent connection for me to write this post with my wireless dongle dangling just outside the window.
Hmm... dongle dangle dingle. Sorry, I couldn't resist saying that...

MY SEX TAPE LEAKED!!!

Gotcha!

Nah, nothing to do sex tapes, but everything to do with leakage. Yesterday, mom told me my bike got oil leak. Huh? Not knowing what's wrong and seeing the 2T's empty, I foolishly poured down leftover to fill it up. Waah, all hell broke loose as the oil started gushing out underneath like diarrhea! Kanasai!! My bike started to drench in oil as I rushed bec clumsily to get cloth and toilet paper to soak it up. Cost twice as much lar this Shell semi synthetic(at least it's not Motul, haha). And now I smell like a mechanic, but a scented one(hmmm, pacific air...). Opening up the fender showed the rubber tube on the tank teared at one end. Stupid brittle hoes! Cut the badonkadonk, plug it back. Problem solved, oh rite...

Who uses 2T nowadays anyway?! Sigh

Autobots, roll out!

Hands-down, the best movie of the year yet. Go watch or whack off. Your choice.

p/s - Shia LaBeouf is the next best thing.

Spidey sense tingling...

Went to Kings to catch the overly-hyped Spiderman 3 today with my cous(trailers and teasers had been screened for more than a year before the actual release). A lotta people and damn hard to get a parking space since it's still a public holiday. I managed, so fuck it.

Anyway, here's my short review:

In terms of storyline, it's somewhat second-rated. Bad guys destroy city, spidey saves the day. Mary Jane's in trouble, spidey saves her ass. Hooray... everybody's happy. It's the little details that lifted this movie up a notch. They'd adapted three new bad guys from the comics, which was cool. New gobby, sandman, and venom. Ironically, one thing odd this time was spidey took the antagonist role in most part. So basically, realize that he's the 'real' bad guy in this movie. The ending was ordinary. Forgive and forget, the classical finale method. Not exactly a genius way to conclude a trilogy. We know chicks dig happy endings, right? Other than that, it's a great family movie as it contemplated much of what was inside my pendidikan moral book. <yawn>

As expected, it's superb technical-wise with all the CGI special effects, sound and digital choreography. In fact, it ruled the entire film(stunt doubles are obsolete nowadays, haven't you heard). CGI was the main attraction here. Really dig the camera angles during the fighting scenes, like em rollercoaster rides. Weee!

Anyways, better just ignore this review and check it out for yourselves. Well, at least it's far better than the cheesiest of cheesy Ghost Rider. Believe that.

Tribute to Foochow Spiderman of U6S3, Ah Chung. Remember this? Muahaha...

0% body fat!

First thing that I noticed was everyone's getting 'rounder' back home. My dad, my lil sis, my mom, even my pet dog! Or perhaps I'm the one who's getting scrawnier. That's expected considering we've been eating shitty ass food for the past four months. No choice, but Gabe and I have to stuff them shit down to live. But, where did all the McDs and KFCs go, I wonder... Junk food didn't help neither but at least they tasted good as hell. Hey, another way to shorten my life span besides not sleeping! Great.

Mom said I looked like crap. Dad said nothing as always. I know they are gonna bloat me up good for the next few weeks. Just wait and see.

It's been, umm... a long time

Man, I'm really a slacker when it comes to blogging (well, in everything anyway). It's been a while since my last post, notice the date? Didn't feel 'conducive' enough to write anything in that room of mine. Just landed back home yesterday. Ah...the fresh unpolluted air! Meaning less nose picking, yay!. But my nose is still running from all the moving and cleaning up during the last few days. Oh, finally got the lucky charm piercing tat I longed for. Dad don't kill me. Anyways, just wanna let you readers(anyone out there?) know that this blog is not yet condemned. Come drop by and lay down a few comments sometimes if possible. Can't promise super fast updates though, maybe just some useless tidbits and encounters.

It's good to be back home...