Pork & Beans

I’ve shed my outer epidermis, and now I feel like a new man! Rooarrr!! And that's NOT me. That's Ah Tieu!

Damn, it’s freezing. Dicks curled, balls shrunk everywhere. Hell, it’s been raining everyday here in Johor for the past two weeks. Heard it’s been like that over in Sibu as well since last week. So, tighten up yer nutsacks boys. This is gonna get ugly…

If it’s not apparent to you than it already is, there seems to be a pattern in my posts. It seems that I upload only one post for each month. Wow, that’s quite chokia (pathetic)! Anyways, more flies are starting to hover around my ever-rotting corpse now, been waiting profusely for the name ‘Wifiutm’ to somehow miraculously pop up in my wireless menu in the middle of the night ever since the break of holiday. However, all the relentless refreshes were fucking pointless, as we confirmed with the office dudes today that they had killed off the network switch since last week , only to turn it back on today, coincidentally. And Houston, we are back online, wohoo!

Yea, got myself a couple of tickets to crash Avril Lavigne’s live concert at Stadium Merdeka held last Friday, booyah! Luckily able to hog a nice seat with good POV in the Orange Zone. It’s obvious the crowd in the free standing zones was quite sparse, surprisingly. Even though we, the Orange Zoners only get to see an almost pint size Avril, the Orange Zone remained the most happening, and jam-packed that night, booyah! Just being able to laid eyes upon the goddess herself is ample to cross her out my bucket list. Note that however, my list doesn’t end there though, muahahaha ehuk ehuk! Though Avril’s had a history of doing crappy live shows, but this time she managed to pull it off quite well, really! Well maybe I’m a lil bit biased, but with a face that’s carved by angels, I don’t fucking give a damn.

Too bad Avril remained cladded in tees and jeans most of the time during the entire span of the show, nothing much revealing. All coz of PAS (threaten to cancel the show just a week prior). Fucking PAS people, damn yall with all your hullabaloos! Even had the nerve to show up that day to spread your ‘wards’, so I’ve heard. Nah! _|_ One more thing, how can the organizers place the VIP seats right in the leading frontline?! That was fucking ludicrous! It’s a sin to even consider doing that for a rock concert! Like Chinese opera during Hungry Ghost Festival. Or maybe that’s the trend these days? (Head spins till decapitated) Wait, none of Orange Zoner’s business really though, ehehe.

A whole lotta of vids, but not even one decent pic worth uploading. Well, what can you do but suck it up, heheh. The above is worthless, least better than squat.

Wait, THERE’S MORE!

Another stupid movie review!

Seems like the release of any anticipated flick in this quarter slice of the year is getting real bleak. So what better way to splurge your time and cash unduly on more stupid B-rated movies or worse? Take Babylon A.D. I’ll make this one short, coz well… this movie came up short in everything.

Honestly, never knew of the title’s existence before last week seeing it’s teaser while chomping on some grub in 333. Quite interesting… And there’s Vin Diesel! Oh, goodie! I thought. Set in the desolated near future of gloomy war-torn Russia, the grave for dilapidated buildings, a ruthless hired gun was dispatched for his next task, a courier job to deliver a package to the States, which in this case, an innocent young girl. Subsequent events led to reveal the true identity of the girl and his own involvement as the girl’s guardian, which could be mankind’s only hope to persevere in the corrupted future. The bearer of messiahs. Sounds intriguing? It is.

But a good movie? It is most definitely not.

To put it simply, this movie is like half an orgasm. It has got plenty of foreplay , but ultimately it’s still NOT orgasm. Just a worthless experience you wish it didn’t happen in the first place anyway. Paid premium for entry . When you expected more, there’s less and it surely didn’t fail at that in all aspects. Story, stunt, script, etc. Even the director himself frankly stated he’s disappointed with the final work, and that is BAD. So sad…