Halo Halo Halooo

Halo 3's out but where's my 360?? I wanna see master chief's real mug! Man, it's been like a year since the killer Gears of War came out. God, when are you gonna drop me one from above... Wuhuu...Well, at least got MGS4 to look forward to, I guess.

Not to mention my pc felt more and more sluggish nowadays. My beloved had seen better days. Don't bother installing any new titles now, don't wanna embarrass myself. Not enough disk space anyway, ahahah. Bioshock? Like playing with powerpoint slides, slow and frustrating. Now can only reminisce on the glories of gibbing grunts back in the 'olden' days, ahhh... kasplat!
Time to juice up, Jim! You're getting owned in CS and Battlefield, dammit!!

Wish these work in real-life...don't you think so, fellow geeks?? (Press "~" to bring up console...)
* show me the money
* impulse 101
* give all
* idkfa
* dnstuff
* up, up, down, left, right, up, triangle, circle, square, square, select

And would someone please program me a trainer for my life? I need...
+Unlimited simoleons
+Infinite 'ammo'
+God mode!!
+No clipping??
+F1 to spawn hot chicks! oh yeah...

TOP 10

Pushing aside all the site analysis, passive design, IDR, etc, and it’s time to talk some cock!

Hmm, not sure what to crap though. So, I came up with something to entertain myself and to annoy y’all. I give you, The Top 10 lists of my favourite shit! Entries are subjected to change, so fuck off.

For the debut, this is The Top 10 list of my favourite GAMES of all-time from all platforms! Clap Clap ;-)

1. Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty
(Sneaking around in a cardboard box, tranquilizing goons in the crotch, wanking through codec. My, my, Snake…)

2. Shadow of Colossus
(Tearing down 15 titans in an orchestrated symphony. Koh Ohtani is god.)

3. Tekken 5
(Button-mashing fun…nuff said.)

4. Half-life 2
(Immersive storyline, memorable journey, and zero-point energy gun. Friggin cool.)

5. Unreal Tournament
(I’m the Alpha and the Omega. 2003 and 2004 can suck my dick)

6. God of War
(Kratos kicking Greece right in the nuts. Zeus is going down, everybody!)

7. Final Fantasy 10
(Must…level…up…Yuna…Rikku…Lulu…drool. Nobuo, don’t make me cry. Sob sob.)

8. Medal of Honor Allied Assault
(Steven Spielberg stylized WW2 action in 5.1 surround. Covering fire!!)

9. Warioware: Smooth Moves
(Saving damsels, pulling nose hair, and dance routines. What’s not to like??)

10. Burnout 3
(Uber-unrealistic racer with ridiculous speed and physics. Unlimited nitrous = wicked sick)

Expect more upcoming fubar shit, dudes and dudettes! Fission mailed!