Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Semper fi, brother...

Full Metal Jacket

"This is my rifle. There are many like it but this one is mine. My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my rifle is useless. Without my rifle I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my rifle and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of our enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen."


I know where's my rifle at. But, do you?

"STFU!!" - Sergeant Hartman

Right back to the world... Damn right.

If you have a chance to catch this flick, check this guy out.
Chuck-filled with verbal-abuse goodness at its best! Every word dispensed from this guy's mouth is SO damn out of order, it'll need a whole death squad to decontaminate his piehole... Yet, they're so
quote worthy, make you ponder... Don't get me wrong, this guy's alright. Kinda reminded me of my pops during the good ol' days, times when I'm of abundance source of disappointments for him. Ass-kicking aside, you gotta sit through the 2 hour span of this classic to replenish back your ever-lacking manjuice. You owe it to your wang, man... Either that or if you're in dire need for help getting rid of those unearthly sagging manboobs. Get them out of my sight, maggots.

Be glad that after this, you'll be ready for this instead... Coming soon!

Inglorious Basterds by Quentin Tarantino

And now, I'm gonna go break stuff... Hyahh!!!

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