PANTUN BULAN: November 2008

Greetings and salutations! Long time no see, my feyyo fwens! Well… it’s been hell-bent ladies…

Man do I suck in architecture. Damn, I don’t even know how to spell the damn thing right (Damn, those space monkeys!). Fucking hate my own design! Spent a fortune and what felt like a lifetime on them but all those painstaking hours all went 90 degree straight down the drain. Felt sick just laying eyes on them (and I’m sure others do too!), urghhh! Nevermind, feel free to regurgitate your stomach contents later on port folio day, y’all. And for the panels… bring on them horses, blast away them cannons coz you know… you’re shootin’ blanks! Muahahahaha, ehuk ehuk! Why do I choose this course again? Aaaanyways, just let it end quickly, coz I wouldn’t want the notion of it creeping down my cerebral cortex anymore. Else, anyone care to spare a few pints of your oozing creative juice? Anyone??

Yeah, I’m gonna do that again… Why’s Wifiutm THAT slow har? Is it moving even? If the refresh button was the G-spot of my baby Sirius, the thing would be basking in a pool of euphoric acid. Yup, still poking at the damn thing as we speak! Have to deliberately stay up late till 6am just to have a slight sense of velocity, but even that is not guaranteed satisfaction, much less topping that of Unimas’. Heard that Unimas wireless speed is far more superior that ours! Up to 700kb/s download speed, WTF? Lucky bastards… Time for drastic measures, UTM ya hear?! Or strip yourself of that name, you sad sod...

So, any worthless events not worth mentioning in here since the last time, you ask? Umm, let’s dive into my thinking pad… Cremated (barbequed) a dear winged friend (Adios, my fwen!) And, there’s this penampilan diri dinner filled with droves of great-looking chicks! Can’t top that, booyah! Too bad didn’t have any pic with ‘em, sigh… Just had DIY steamboat yesterday, yummy! Lucky didn’t kena cirit-birit, fuh… Anything else can’t seem to pop out from my head! And there’s stuff waiting me back at home! I’m coming for you, Snake!

~Time for a short Stupid Ass Movie Review~

I have a knack for ending up watching shitty-ass films (can you even call them that?) in a row this sem. I don’t normally to do that! I must not be in the right mind. But more recently, went to watch an asian produced horror flick, The Coffin! The overview; it’s based on an actual Thai ceremony where mass funerals are held for living dudes and dudettes. Why? It’s believed that if you sleep in a coffin for a given time, you’ll ward off evil, bad luck or perhaps death itself. How ironic… However, one must never alter the wheel of karma or bad things shall befall upon who does. The other details you couldn’t care less. You wouldn’t. This movie still stands solely for its cheap scares. But I’m immune to this kinda stuff already. Chewed up and spitted out after countless rickrolled moments in YouTube kinda make this movie seemed incompetent. Otherwise, the plot’s weak and predictable. Slow-moving, literally make my teeth grind and my ass sore. However, the cast was acceptable featuring Karen Mok, and everyone else. Eventually, it left me at the edge of my seat! …..to leave the theatre, sigh.

(The following is merely a kiss-ass write and must not, in any way, be taken seriously. I will not be held accountable for any side effects (such as nausea, diarrhea, epilepsy, constipation, nervous breakdown, etc) which may be occur upon reading this crap. You have been WARNED!)

Just finished my first paper two days back and already I’m missing the day I’m proclaimed the ‘goood stoodent’ by this righteous dude amongst the crowd. The constant enlightenment of your prowess inspires, your benevolence will forever be cherished. You’ve changed our lives, including my own. You gave me the sole reason to march on! I’ve never looked at numbers the same way again since! And for that reason alone, I’ve assembled a list of five most voluptuous , in the sincerest hope that can appease your lurid desires (yesss, I know it… hohoho). An obligatory homage to our ever beloved, unforgettable and adorable, Mr. J(toot) B(toot).

I give you…

“THE SLENDERNESS RATIO LAYDOWN”

This is for you Mr. Bakhteri!!

I wouldn’t want find myself in boiling water for the captions. For more info, check out GutterUncensored. Got any better suggestion for the list? Then, go make your own, hahahaha ehuk ehuk!

5. Katy Perry