Prepare For Awesomeness!

Rock and metal is rotting my brain, seriously. I now have a memory capacity of a goldfish… Rock and metal is rotting my… oh, never mind!

Just a few hours away from being sent off back to the frontline. Of all my most desirable lifetime wishes (money, fancy rides, cool gadgets, sexy chicks, etc), He has somehow found ways to heed THIS one. Yes, I did lament about my choice of Sumatera Barat over N9 but I did not imagine they would actually CANCEL the trip at the very last minute. To say I wasn’t pissed would be blasphemous. What not; I had to burn my flight ticket to KL, reluctantly drop my title as a millionaire (though riffling through all the ‘big-ass’ rupiah notes is self-empowering, muahahaha…), etc. Come to think of it, this is expected as I see things weren’t as planned out as supposed to, prior to the trip. Letih… Oh, go watch Kung Fu Panda, and enjoy the laughs, hehe. Hilarious ultimate showdown! On the other side, something really weirded me out
yesterday.

Yes, I’ve been familiar with the term ‘lucid dream’ ever since my friend enlightened me on this years back. You all can google it for yourself to learn more, kinda malas to lecture here. Vivid and episodic dreams are always amusing, but I had attempted to gain full control over them. So far it’s never been 100%. There are various methods to initiate vivid dreams that I know of; basically trying to make yourself as uncomfortable as possible before going to sleep. To actually reach a lucid stage is never easy. One time, I did managed to ‘fly’ around places but it still felt like there’s strings attached (Note – gotta listen to Morpheus more, Free Your Mind). Haven’t done this for quite awhile now.

But that’s not the point here.

Recently, I had a dream about my aunt’s friend, S. She’s a very pretty petite girl with prominent Eurasian features even though she’s pure bred Chinese. Her striking good looks can really turn heads everywhere, but she’s quite short, less than 5 foot I presume. I rarely converse with her or anyone else really, and I don’t really know her all that well. Last time I saw her she had a bun in the oven and had just given birth to a baby girl a year ago, good for her. Anyway back to my dream, I was at home when I heard that my aunt was calling to come visit, bringing her along too. This is not unusual. Fast forwarded and there she was standing at the living room right there. It was her obviously but I was shocked me to see her now looking like an old hag with wrinkly face and morbidly bigger built. Her face visibly expressed rage as she pointed at me, yammering inaudible babble. The dream abruptly ended. Eventually, I mentioned the dream to my mom. She looked at me oddly, and told me the story. She said that S had recently been diagnosed with presence of cancerous cell in her thyroid nodes, and had to have radioactive iodine therapy (is this correct?) to purge the thing. She also has had two separate operations to remove the nodes. I was quite stunned too by this. Is this some form of precognition or is it a sign of things to come, a sign of bad things? I rather let fate decides.

This is just my gnarly experience to share with you all and is by no means a justification for the paranormal or supernatural, hehe. I myself have always perceived dreams as our subconscious manifestations of our innermost feelings. If you doubt the credibility of this tale, well, just mellow out. ‘Far’fetched seems much closer than you think…

Easy There Tiger...

In less than a week and it’s gonna be culture shock and
vulnerable to cholera in Sumatera Barat. Kanasai! Kinda regretted opting for
that forsaken place for our early sem project. With all the fuss I’ve been hearing
about, I really wish to make it back in one piece. That would be nice… Paranoia
is never pleasant.

‘Braking’ News

Fuel price increases yet again!

The fuel price hike dilemma is undoubtedly at the tip of everyone’s tongue all over Malaysia this couple of days. If you listen carefully, you can indistinctly hear the noise of all humanoid bipeds around you moping, and sulking in sync. If you haven’t already known, the current rate for
the fossil juice is RM2.69 per liter at time of writing, and is predicted to rise up to RM 4 soon. Our gomen will certainly have more than angry people in their hands to handle after that move. The way I see it, there’s good and bad in this (good news, you ask grumblingly?). Let me lay it down for y’all. The bad news; driving AIN’T that cheap anymore, duh. Now, imagine there’s a petrol chuggin’ Evo parked on your front porch. In fact, that’s what happening right now, kinda (a poor relative comparison, tell me that). For the good news; there’s significantly less car on the road. Less car on the road equals MORE parking spaces for our ‘mischievous’ nocturnal activities, wohoo! But we won’t be going out more often from then on anyway . But hey, that’s just me.

Anyway, get over it. Moving on… Another Movie Review!

(Enjoy this pic and be grateful, as I scoured the heaven and earth of cyberspace to get ahold of it.)

The Bridge.

Stumbled upon this gem while browsing through Liveleak. Wait, do not mistake this film for an architectural feature on the Golden Gate itself (no numbers, figures, structural overview or that sorta crap). This poignant documentary seeks to illuminate the tales and dispositions behind the numerous tragic suicides by jumping off the famed modern marvel, the Golden Gate in San Francisco. It is stated that the 1937 built suspension bridge is most famous for ‘bridge jumpers’ with at least two dozen who had ultimately chosen to end their lives there in the span of 2004. Conveyed through a collage of interviews with the victims’ closest friends and relatives, the stories of the ‘bridge jumpers’ are elaborated with gloomy details of their struggles with depression, substance abuse and mental illness, prior to their untimely end. Many are drawn
towards its enigmatic beauty and its sheer size, which would seem to fulfill their final desire to conclude their bleak existence in a monumental feat.

What actually stood out from this film is how the filmmakers obtained most of the actual suicide footages. They actually set up cameras all around the structure, filming the bridge at all times, of all weather conditions across the year 2004. This while observing for possible jumpers, which eventually brings up the questionable motives of the filmmakers themselves. Could they have done more to alter the fate of any of victims? Are the producers actually hoping for more jumpers for the sake of better commercial success? Come to think of it, death is the basis for the movie’s prevalence at the first place anyway. Hmm…

Krotchy ain't GOT no cajones, Krotchy IS cajones, bitch!

Let Krotchy tell you a story...

Uwe Boll

For the love of Guan Yin, what the hell is wrong with this dude?? Why does he even exist in the movie industry and pain us so? This fucking retard is butchering more than he can chew. One after another, he’s churning out more feces than a swine’s rectal cavity can. Outrageous! What’s more? This cocky dude even has the nerve to bad-mouth the likes of veteran movie makers and critics through all his inexplicable thrash talk, and cussing on outrageously foolish grounds. Yet, I find them quite amusing, haha. Self-proclaimed “the only fucking genius in the business”, the sorry kraut bastard doesn’t even seem to realize he’s a fucking joke who botched miserably in his professed field. Though he does pack a serious punch, literally…

His upcoming victim, Postal (chances are you’ve never even heard of it), is just another act of his on filling up his already impotent game to movie adaptations. I doubt he can soulfully depict one of the most controversial games of all time. The glories of smacking citizens Paradise in their faces with a shovel, and spurting golden fountain on passing marching band (imagine the chaos…). I foresee a dreadful (and awkward) outcome out of this. Can’t even catch a glimpse of Gary Coleman, the town’s undergrown mascot, in all of the trailers. That’s compulsory, yo! On the other hand, smart move for the small guy for not even getting dipped with this dude even if he’s broke as hell, if that’s true anyway. Never watch. In fact, don’t even bother setting your sights on the ads(yup, I did the homework so you won’t have to, haiz). Some real corny shit there, sad.

In fact, do yourself and all humanity a favour. Sign the petition - http://www.petitiononline.com/RRH53888/petition.html

Currently on the prowl to munch into any existing reputable title. It’s guaranteed that anything he touches turns into steaming poo. So, don’t let that happen to your favourites!

People, you have been warned.

Stop staring at me, Yokel!

Princess Robot Bubblegum too horny to fight crime! Aligato!
Walaoeh, why does my room feels like there's a fucking invisible heat radiator! Panasnyeeer...

Iron Man was great! But... not off the charts. Nice change to see Robert Downey Jr.'s portrayal of Tony Stark, the obnoxious son of a corporate billionaire turned humanitarian, rather than his all too familiar role of sniffing coke, and getting stoned. Not as much wham, slam, and kablam than I thought there would in this flick. Or maybe I just soaked myself too much in Michael Bay's works(~wacha gonna do when dey come for you~). Gotta love those shiny, chromy suits with jetpacks.Yet undoubtedly, another straight hitter off the Marvel line. I bet Stan Lee is really loving himself right now for this, reaping all and whatever he sowed decades past. Good for him. Wonder if he's currently best friends with Hugh Hefner, heheh.

Grand Theft Auto 4
Hot outta da box, booyah! Thanks, consolegame.com.my!
Ahhh, nothin like the heavenly brisk scent of fresh ink on a newly printed paperback manual. Can't...stop...sniffing.... What's resting on my slimy, sweaty palm here is yet another Rockstar's masterpiece, yes...The Big Apple in one little, travel size package, not that I'll be carrying it around though. Soaring rave reviews eventually made me snapped to finally get one copy. Just managed to explore Liberty City superficially this couple of days. Note that in this installation, Liberty City bears little to no resemblance to it's formers. This means that if you'd memorized the map of GTA3 previously, from head to toe of all it nooks and crannies (like I did), well guess you'll have to start over again in this one, haiz. Even the control schemes are changed! But that's minor, as you can still switch back to classic mappings, fuh. There's more vehicles for you to jack, new arsenal of choice, more radio stations for your aural pleasure and there's RUSKIES! Yes, the protagonist is of East European lineage, so the dialog revolves around them. They seemed to ditch the cartoony style physics and painted on more realism. Fortunately for you 13 o'clock folks out there, they still retain that tireless slapstick humour the series is so well known for. They wouldn't. More bullet holes, more blemishes and... yup that's right, now there's the ever amusing ragdoll physics, booyah! Run over innocent 'zombies' at hazardous speeds and watch the mangled bodies get hurled across the street and rebounded off a tree or something on their way down in awe. Should your irregular synapses bring upon a sudden urge to ram an oncoming car, you can do so and get ejected out through the windshield, into the wrath of impending traffic. Trust me, that is classic fun... And it's harder to shake off the cops this time, they'll even box you in if the chance arises. Ironically, it can't be helped that the game now plays more like The Getaway, previously labeled as a GTA wannabe. Of course the graphics can never match that of Crysis' but that's not why this game sells. Anyway, still a lot to accomplish and excavate in LC and this title will surely be keeping me buzzay throughout this dismal hibernation period. So, if I'm unavailable at the time being, you'll know that I'm jacked in LC.

P.S - I take this opportunity to wish my petite big 'sis' a very Happy 25th Birdday, since you're not going to be blowing candles here back in Sibu. No confetti for you, haha. May you live a more cheerful and wonderful life, and grant me more swags and goodies! Like this one, ahaha!

Grab me one of them cookies, Jimmy boy!

My own personal weighted companion cube (Portal?) is now sleeping with the fishes, wuhuu... Is there anyone out there even have a shred of memory of you? Well, now they do. Anyway, can't afford to have you cramping space. No hard feelings, babai!

What? Speak! Say something! Don't worry, you will be baked. And then, there will be cake...

Move on...

My fellow scrawny and pasty lackies, check this out:
11 signs you're no longer a hardcore gamer.

OMFG, I seem to exibit more than 8 of those traits! 'Mid-life gaming crisis' and I'm not even registered to vote yet, damn those kids! Hooked to Pinball? Didn't see that coming... Now I see why button-mashers seem more immersive than ever (Cannot reach stupid little Goku, not fair!! Abookits just slipped right pass hair!). Somebody please prove them wrong, anybody! This is just a test, yess... They are just messing with us, no?? I won't succumb to your foolish attempt that easily, muahaha. I get it, it's all Architecture's fault! Plunder me of all my senses! Left now only a vessel unknown of any pleasure and desire. Left now a sack full of shit, wuhuu... ;( (STELLLAAAAAAAAAA!!!)

I'm a drone now... Drone is what I am...
Push red button for kickass karate chop, waCHAAA!!

(Dun worry, I haven't gone cuckoo just yet...)

Chigurh

Achtung, Spion! Die, Allied Schweinhund. Abookit! Tat tat aprukit! Saniku! Cintan kick!

Never mind me, just this sudden urge to bark these unforgettable, classic gibberishes. Mein leben, AYEEE!

Yay, one more week and I’m outta this gulag! Muahahaha….. Anyways, gonna switch to hibernate mode the first thing I get back home, booyah! In the meantime, I’ll be scheming my evil plan to bore you to *death, kantoi lar. While I’m very free here, picking my nose and scratching my ass, y’all can help me contemplate on what I have to fill in next. Nothing? Nevermind lah, I got something. Yes, another ‘Stupid Movie Review’, that’s what it is! So, today’s I’m gonna rekomen y’all something practically unheard of on this side of the planet, but this picture landed itself an Oscar ‘Movie of the Year’ this year (or is it last year… I forget), though some would beg to differ. Well, I’m in the middle on this (don’t I always… ). Still can’t overthrow the supreme cult- hit, Fight Club from my list and nothing ever will. Will there? I never know…

No Country For Old Men by The Coen Bros

Well, I’ll cut this short coz malas skit, eheheh. Based on a novel, the synopsis is nothing to shout about. Story tells of a Vietnam vet, who happened to step on some shit. Here, an aftermath of a drug deal gone terribly, horribly, vegetably wrong. So, you have dope, dough and lotta dead-ass capped Mexicans. Guy took cash and kept mouth shut. Ohh, he didn’t realize he’s playing a dangerous game… uh oh. And then, came along this badass with a seriously bad bush to intervene, eventually becoming his nemesis. This dude, Chigurh, has gotta be one of the sickest, yet cleverly thought out villains in motion picture history, Villains Hall of Fame. Forget those corny Green Goblin, Dr. Doom, etc, this is the real shit, right here. Really deserve my admiration. Cool murderous arsenal to boot. The pace of the movie was quite a drag, lotsa silent moments here and there. But this helps build up the momentum for the plot. Turn up the volume during gunfights and you’ll really pop your drums. Do that. Appearances by Tommy Lee Jones should be noted too, aging well as compared to the now tubby Keanu Reeves. The thing didn’t exactly go out with a bang, fireworks and stuff. Mediocrity serves its purpose here. Go watch. But chicks (even dudes these days, haiz) attached to stupid Taiwan lovey-dovey crapss can stay clear. Otherwise, you’ll be traumatized for life and I don’t want to be blamed for that.

However, it’s sad to see movies like these get underappreciated these days. Tales like this don’t hand you over the storyline on a silver platter with icing and cherries to top it off. At least they get your cogs turning once a while. Best example Cloverfield, I can confidently say that it’s one of the best movies out this year. Yea, I know. The camera angles often left bitter taste and make you float ten feet off the ground, but try to see it as what the creators do. Experience… (*dough). Or blame yourself for being such a pantsy and easily disoriented, haha. The mysteries are more intriguing if left unexplained, don’t you think so? You never do wonder why God invented penis…. or do you?? Neways, to all Lost fans across the Milky Way, your patience will definitely
be worth your while by the end of Season 6, I gaylantee it.

The Return of the Sakai(s)

Half way to watch Three Kingdoms, and spotted this Italiano bull (right, great movie by the way.... if you're a 60 year old pop, hehe). Pics speak for themselves. Lambo in action! Booyah! Abang Long almost knocked the knickers off this beast! If that had happened, I might never see the light of day no more, wuhuu. For survival footage of our near brush against 'death', get it from Steven "Pay me the rice monay!" (if he hadn't uploaded to YouTube already).

Just like an in-game screenshot from Most Wanted. Click click BOOM!

LAMBORGHINI GALLARDO

520 bhp of pure unprecedented powahh(100 shy of his bigger bro, Murcielago). Check out those rims, 19 incher I suppose, hmmm. Aiyak, not fully in centerfold. Again, piloted by bratty Singaporeans. Sped up just as I'm expecting a money shot, haiz... Now, fate! Show me Reventon, Pagani, Ford GT, etc next! I demand it!

(stupid bungkal najis, line like shit. Managed to upload only these two. What to do... Now, savor.)