Uwe Boll
For the love of Guan Yin, what the hell is wrong with this dude?? Why does he even exist in the movie industry and pain us so? This fucking retard is butchering more than he can chew. One after another, he’s churning out more feces than a swine’s rectal cavity can. Outrageous! What’s more? This cocky dude even has the nerve to bad-mouth the likes of veteran movie makers and critics through all his inexplicable thrash talk, and cussing on outrageously foolish grounds. Yet, I find them quite amusing, haha. Self-proclaimed “the only fucking genius in the business”, the sorry kraut bastard doesn’t even seem to realize he’s a fucking joke who botched miserably in his professed field. Though he does pack a serious punch, literally…
His upcoming victim, Postal (chances are you’ve never even heard of it), is just another act of his on filling up his already impotent game to movie adaptations. I doubt he can soulfully depict one of the most controversial games of all time. The glories of smacking citizens Paradise in their faces with a shovel, and spurting golden fountain on passing marching band (imagine the chaos…). I foresee a dreadful (and awkward) outcome out of this. Can’t even catch a glimpse of Gary Coleman, the town’s undergrown mascot, in all of the trailers. That’s compulsory, yo! On the other hand, smart move for the small guy for not even getting dipped with this dude even if he’s broke as hell, if that’s true anyway. Never watch. In fact, don’t even bother setting your sights on the ads(yup, I did the homework so you won’t have to, haiz). Some real corny shit there, sad.
In fact, do yourself and all humanity a favour. Sign the petition - http://www.petitiononline.com/RRH53888/petition.html
Currently on the prowl to munch into any existing reputable title. It’s guaranteed that anything he touches turns into steaming poo. So, don’t let that happen to your favourites!
People, you have been warned.
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