Kilroy Was Here...

Greetings and salutations! Long time no see, my feyyo fwens! Well… it’s been hell-bent ladies…

Man do I suck in architecture. Damn, I don’t even know how to spell the damn thing right (Damn, those space monkeys!). Fucking hate my own design! Spent a fortune and what felt like a lifetime on them but all those painstaking hours all went 90 degree straight down the drain. Felt sick just laying eyes on them (and I’m sure others do too!), urghhh! Nevermind, feel free to regurgitate your stomach contents later on port folio day, y’all. And for the panels… bring on them horses, blast away them cannons coz you know… you’re shootin’ blanks! Muahahahaha, ehuk ehuk! Why do I choose this course again? Aaaanyways, just let it end quickly, coz I wouldn’t want the notion of it creeping down my cerebral cortex anymore. Else, anyone care to spare a few pints of your oozing creative juice? Anyone??

Yeah, I’m gonna do that again… Why’s Wifiutm THAT slow har? Is it moving even? If the refresh button was the G-spot of my baby Sirius, the thing would be basking in a pool of euphoric acid. Yup, still poking at the damn thing as we speak! Have to deliberately stay up late till 6am just to have a slight sense of velocity, but even that is not guaranteed satisfaction, much less topping that of Unimas’. Heard that Unimas wireless speed is far more superior that ours! Up to 700kb/s download speed, WTF? Lucky bastards… Time for drastic measures, UTM ya hear?! Or strip yourself of that name, you sad sod...

So, any worthless events not worth mentioning in here since the last time, you ask? Umm, let’s dive into my thinking pad… Cremated (barbequed) a dear winged friend (Adios, my fwen!) And, there’s this penampilan diri dinner filled with droves of great-looking chicks! Can’t top that, booyah! Too bad didn’t have any pic with ‘em, sigh… Just had DIY steamboat yesterday, yummy! Lucky didn’t kena cirit-birit, fuh… Anything else can’t seem to pop out from my head! And there’s stuff waiting me back at home! I’m coming for you, Snake!

~Time for a short Stupid Ass Movie Review~

I have a knack for ending up watching shitty-ass films (can you even call them that?) in a row this sem. I don’t normally to do that! I must not be in the right mind. But more recently, went to watch an asian produced horror flick, The Coffin! The overview; it’s based on an actual Thai ceremony where mass funerals are held for living dudes and dudettes. Why? It’s believed that if you sleep in a coffin for a given time, you’ll ward off evil, bad luck or perhaps death itself. How ironic… However, one must never alter the wheel of karma or bad things shall befall upon who does. The other details you couldn’t care less. You wouldn’t. This movie still stands solely for its cheap scares. But I’m immune to this kinda stuff already. Chewed up and spitted out after countless rickrolled moments in YouTube kinda make this movie seemed incompetent. Otherwise, the plot’s weak and predictable. Slow-moving, literally make my teeth grind and my ass sore. However, the cast was acceptable featuring Karen Mok, and everyone else. Eventually, it left me at the edge of my seat! …..to leave the theatre, sigh.

(The following is merely a kiss-ass write and must not, in any way, be taken seriously. I will not be held accountable for any side effects (such as nausea, diarrhea, epilepsy, constipation, nervous breakdown, etc) which may be occur upon reading this crap. You have been WARNED!)

Just finished my first paper two days back and already I’m missing the day I’m proclaimed the ‘goood stoodent’ by this righteous dude amongst the crowd. The constant enlightenment of your prowess inspires, your benevolence will forever be cherished. You’ve changed our lives, including my own. You gave me the sole reason to march on! I’ve never looked at numbers the same way again since! And for that reason alone, I’ve assembled a list of five most voluptuous , in the sincerest hope that can appease your lurid desires (yesss, I know it… hohoho). An obligatory homage to our ever beloved, unforgettable and adorable, Mr. J(toot) B(toot).

I give you…

“THE SLENDERNESS RATIO LAYDOWN”

This is for you Mr. Bakhteri!!

I wouldn’t want find myself in boiling water for the captions. For more info, check out GutterUncensored. Got any better suggestion for the list? Then, go make your own, hahahaha ehuk ehuk!

5. Katy Perry

4. Stephanie Ly

3. Monica Belluci

2. Keeley Hazel

1. Jessica Biel

Seriously, sir. You did change my life…

Pork & Beans

I’ve shed my outer epidermis, and now I feel like a new man! Rooarrr!! And that's NOT me. That's Ah Tieu!

Damn, it’s freezing. Dicks curled, balls shrunk everywhere. Hell, it’s been raining everyday here in Johor for the past two weeks. Heard it’s been like that over in Sibu as well since last week. So, tighten up yer nutsacks boys. This is gonna get ugly…

If it’s not apparent to you than it already is, there seems to be a pattern in my posts. It seems that I upload only one post for each month. Wow, that’s quite chokia (pathetic)! Anyways, more flies are starting to hover around my ever-rotting corpse now, been waiting profusely for the name ‘Wifiutm’ to somehow miraculously pop up in my wireless menu in the middle of the night ever since the break of holiday. However, all the relentless refreshes were fucking pointless, as we confirmed with the office dudes today that they had killed off the network switch since last week , only to turn it back on today, coincidentally. And Houston, we are back online, wohoo!

Yea, got myself a couple of tickets to crash Avril Lavigne’s live concert at Stadium Merdeka held last Friday, booyah! Luckily able to hog a nice seat with good POV in the Orange Zone. It’s obvious the crowd in the free standing zones was quite sparse, surprisingly. Even though we, the Orange Zoners only get to see an almost pint size Avril, the Orange Zone remained the most happening, and jam-packed that night, booyah! Just being able to laid eyes upon the goddess herself is ample to cross her out my bucket list. Note that however, my list doesn’t end there though, muahahaha ehuk ehuk! Though Avril’s had a history of doing crappy live shows, but this time she managed to pull it off quite well, really! Well maybe I’m a lil bit biased, but with a face that’s carved by angels, I don’t fucking give a damn.

Too bad Avril remained cladded in tees and jeans most of the time during the entire span of the show, nothing much revealing. All coz of PAS (threaten to cancel the show just a week prior). Fucking PAS people, damn yall with all your hullabaloos! Even had the nerve to show up that day to spread your ‘wards’, so I’ve heard. Nah! _|_ One more thing, how can the organizers place the VIP seats right in the leading frontline?! That was fucking ludicrous! It’s a sin to even consider doing that for a rock concert! Like Chinese opera during Hungry Ghost Festival. Or maybe that’s the trend these days? (Head spins till decapitated) Wait, none of Orange Zoner’s business really though, ehehe.

A whole lotta of vids, but not even one decent pic worth uploading. Well, what can you do but suck it up, heheh. The above is worthless, least better than squat.

Wait, THERE’S MORE!

Another stupid movie review!

Seems like the release of any anticipated flick in this quarter slice of the year is getting real bleak. So what better way to splurge your time and cash unduly on more stupid B-rated movies or worse? Take Babylon A.D. I’ll make this one short, coz well… this movie came up short in everything.

Honestly, never knew of the title’s existence before last week seeing it’s teaser while chomping on some grub in 333. Quite interesting… And there’s Vin Diesel! Oh, goodie! I thought. Set in the desolated near future of gloomy war-torn Russia, the grave for dilapidated buildings, a ruthless hired gun was dispatched for his next task, a courier job to deliver a package to the States, which in this case, an innocent young girl. Subsequent events led to reveal the true identity of the girl and his own involvement as the girl’s guardian, which could be mankind’s only hope to persevere in the corrupted future. The bearer of messiahs. Sounds intriguing? It is.

But a good movie? It is most definitely not.

To put it simply, this movie is like half an orgasm. It has got plenty of foreplay , but ultimately it’s still NOT orgasm. Just a worthless experience you wish it didn’t happen in the first place anyway. Paid premium for entry . When you expected more, there’s less and it surely didn’t fail at that in all aspects. Story, stunt, script, etc. Even the director himself frankly stated he’s disappointed with the final work, and that is BAD. So sad…

You good stooodent!

Junk food is killing me on the inside.

Today seems to be my lucky day! I’ve hit the motherload this time, 4 for the price of 1! Beat that, suckas! Watch out, the vending machine has lost it!

So feeling good about myself, I’ll be treating y’all with my first entry of the month. And now I emerge upon your stinky faces once more for more useless ramblings, muahaha, ehuk ehuk. Man, a lot happened since the last post but I’m kinda lazy to blog about it. I’m getting even heavier in the ass to continue with my studio works (what to do; the drive is not there in the first place anyway… sienz). Fuck it. Just trying to get it over with and get it done. Any help and tips on the concepts and designs for budget hotel is much obliged. Arigato gozaimatsu!

Went to PIKOM PC Fair in Persada Jaya, JB yesterday and well, it still sucked ass (not much of a shocker there). Not much gaming stuff and new gadgets; just your typical run in the mill junk… and ass cracks. Really! Anyway, spotted a lot of UTM students working there, earning extra dough for future weddings. Bought a laptop sleeve and that’s it.

And this engtao dude right here was making cash selling Garmin GPSes, just so he gets to wear a pair of beer goggles in Langkawi this Thursday. To DUIs and getting stoned, hoorah!! @.@|||

A movie a week is a reaaally bad habit, sucking your wallet dry like straw, slurp… Quite a few good movies that came out this year that was hard to pass up everytime (‘Wanted’ shits on collateral damage like nothing else, booyah!). But The Dark Knight is worth the famine. Met my every expectations charged up for the past half a year; engaging storyline, exhilarating car chases, and top-notch presentation. Especially noted was the performance by Heath Ledger, simply classic! Now it really seems much more feasible for a dead guy to win an Oscar, after all the hoohaas that’s been surmounting months before the release. After the show, I’ve noticed myself for not glancing over to check my watch during the entire one and a half hour running time. Well, that’s a good thing.

Well, better get back to translating architecturally plagued materials while rolling on the floor, laughing at myself. Quote from a friend’s article : “It is an incoherent jumble of pathetic but sinister and scaleless object-buildings feebly gesturing at each other over a civil engineer’s lunch of writhing roads and a suburban railway.” WTF was that?! And I thought The King Of All Cosmos was just being an ass…

Prepare For Awesomeness!

Rock and metal is rotting my brain, seriously. I now have a memory capacity of a goldfish… Rock and metal is rotting my… oh, never mind!

Just a few hours away from being sent off back to the frontline. Of all my most desirable lifetime wishes (money, fancy rides, cool gadgets, sexy chicks, etc), He has somehow found ways to heed THIS one. Yes, I did lament about my choice of Sumatera Barat over N9 but I did not imagine they would actually CANCEL the trip at the very last minute. To say I wasn’t pissed would be blasphemous. What not; I had to burn my flight ticket to KL, reluctantly drop my title as a millionaire (though riffling through all the ‘big-ass’ rupiah notes is self-empowering, muahahaha…), etc. Come to think of it, this is expected as I see things weren’t as planned out as supposed to, prior to the trip. Letih… Oh, go watch Kung Fu Panda, and enjoy the laughs, hehe. Hilarious ultimate showdown! On the other side, something really weirded me out
yesterday.

Yes, I’ve been familiar with the term ‘lucid dream’ ever since my friend enlightened me on this years back. You all can google it for yourself to learn more, kinda malas to lecture here. Vivid and episodic dreams are always amusing, but I had attempted to gain full control over them. So far it’s never been 100%. There are various methods to initiate vivid dreams that I know of; basically trying to make yourself as uncomfortable as possible before going to sleep. To actually reach a lucid stage is never easy. One time, I did managed to ‘fly’ around places but it still felt like there’s strings attached (Note – gotta listen to Morpheus more, Free Your Mind). Haven’t done this for quite awhile now.

But that’s not the point here.

Recently, I had a dream about my aunt’s friend, S. She’s a very pretty petite girl with prominent Eurasian features even though she’s pure bred Chinese. Her striking good looks can really turn heads everywhere, but she’s quite short, less than 5 foot I presume. I rarely converse with her or anyone else really, and I don’t really know her all that well. Last time I saw her she had a bun in the oven and had just given birth to a baby girl a year ago, good for her. Anyway back to my dream, I was at home when I heard that my aunt was calling to come visit, bringing her along too. This is not unusual. Fast forwarded and there she was standing at the living room right there. It was her obviously but I was shocked me to see her now looking like an old hag with wrinkly face and morbidly bigger built. Her face visibly expressed rage as she pointed at me, yammering inaudible babble. The dream abruptly ended. Eventually, I mentioned the dream to my mom. She looked at me oddly, and told me the story. She said that S had recently been diagnosed with presence of cancerous cell in her thyroid nodes, and had to have radioactive iodine therapy (is this correct?) to purge the thing. She also has had two separate operations to remove the nodes. I was quite stunned too by this. Is this some form of precognition or is it a sign of things to come, a sign of bad things? I rather let fate decides.

This is just my gnarly experience to share with you all and is by no means a justification for the paranormal or supernatural, hehe. I myself have always perceived dreams as our subconscious manifestations of our innermost feelings. If you doubt the credibility of this tale, well, just mellow out. ‘Far’fetched seems much closer than you think…

Easy There Tiger...

In less than a week and it’s gonna be culture shock and
vulnerable to cholera in Sumatera Barat. Kanasai! Kinda regretted opting for
that forsaken place for our early sem project. With all the fuss I’ve been hearing
about, I really wish to make it back in one piece. That would be nice… Paranoia
is never pleasant.

‘Braking’ News

Fuel price increases yet again!

The fuel price hike dilemma is undoubtedly at the tip of everyone’s tongue all over Malaysia this couple of days. If you listen carefully, you can indistinctly hear the noise of all humanoid bipeds around you moping, and sulking in sync. If you haven’t already known, the current rate for
the fossil juice is RM2.69 per liter at time of writing, and is predicted to rise up to RM 4 soon. Our gomen will certainly have more than angry people in their hands to handle after that move. The way I see it, there’s good and bad in this (good news, you ask grumblingly?). Let me lay it down for y’all. The bad news; driving AIN’T that cheap anymore, duh. Now, imagine there’s a petrol chuggin’ Evo parked on your front porch. In fact, that’s what happening right now, kinda (a poor relative comparison, tell me that). For the good news; there’s significantly less car on the road. Less car on the road equals MORE parking spaces for our ‘mischievous’ nocturnal activities, wohoo! But we won’t be going out more often from then on anyway . But hey, that’s just me.

Anyway, get over it. Moving on… Another Movie Review!

(Enjoy this pic and be grateful, as I scoured the heaven and earth of cyberspace to get ahold of it.)

The Bridge.

Stumbled upon this gem while browsing through Liveleak. Wait, do not mistake this film for an architectural feature on the Golden Gate itself (no numbers, figures, structural overview or that sorta crap). This poignant documentary seeks to illuminate the tales and dispositions behind the numerous tragic suicides by jumping off the famed modern marvel, the Golden Gate in San Francisco. It is stated that the 1937 built suspension bridge is most famous for ‘bridge jumpers’ with at least two dozen who had ultimately chosen to end their lives there in the span of 2004. Conveyed through a collage of interviews with the victims’ closest friends and relatives, the stories of the ‘bridge jumpers’ are elaborated with gloomy details of their struggles with depression, substance abuse and mental illness, prior to their untimely end. Many are drawn
towards its enigmatic beauty and its sheer size, which would seem to fulfill their final desire to conclude their bleak existence in a monumental feat.

What actually stood out from this film is how the filmmakers obtained most of the actual suicide footages. They actually set up cameras all around the structure, filming the bridge at all times, of all weather conditions across the year 2004. This while observing for possible jumpers, which eventually brings up the questionable motives of the filmmakers themselves. Could they have done more to alter the fate of any of victims? Are the producers actually hoping for more jumpers for the sake of better commercial success? Come to think of it, death is the basis for the movie’s prevalence at the first place anyway. Hmm…

Krotchy ain't GOT no cajones, Krotchy IS cajones, bitch!

Let Krotchy tell you a story...

Uwe Boll

For the love of Guan Yin, what the hell is wrong with this dude?? Why does he even exist in the movie industry and pain us so? This fucking retard is butchering more than he can chew. One after another, he’s churning out more feces than a swine’s rectal cavity can. Outrageous! What’s more? This cocky dude even has the nerve to bad-mouth the likes of veteran movie makers and critics through all his inexplicable thrash talk, and cussing on outrageously foolish grounds. Yet, I find them quite amusing, haha. Self-proclaimed “the only fucking genius in the business”, the sorry kraut bastard doesn’t even seem to realize he’s a fucking joke who botched miserably in his professed field. Though he does pack a serious punch, literally…

His upcoming victim, Postal (chances are you’ve never even heard of it), is just another act of his on filling up his already impotent game to movie adaptations. I doubt he can soulfully depict one of the most controversial games of all time. The glories of smacking citizens Paradise in their faces with a shovel, and spurting golden fountain on passing marching band (imagine the chaos…). I foresee a dreadful (and awkward) outcome out of this. Can’t even catch a glimpse of Gary Coleman, the town’s undergrown mascot, in all of the trailers. That’s compulsory, yo! On the other hand, smart move for the small guy for not even getting dipped with this dude even if he’s broke as hell, if that’s true anyway. Never watch. In fact, don’t even bother setting your sights on the ads(yup, I did the homework so you won’t have to, haiz). Some real corny shit there, sad.

In fact, do yourself and all humanity a favour. Sign the petition - http://www.petitiononline.com/RRH53888/petition.html

Currently on the prowl to munch into any existing reputable title. It’s guaranteed that anything he touches turns into steaming poo. So, don’t let that happen to your favourites!

People, you have been warned.

Stop staring at me, Yokel!

Princess Robot Bubblegum too horny to fight crime! Aligato!
Walaoeh, why does my room feels like there's a fucking invisible heat radiator! Panasnyeeer...

Iron Man was great! But... not off the charts. Nice change to see Robert Downey Jr.'s portrayal of Tony Stark, the obnoxious son of a corporate billionaire turned humanitarian, rather than his all too familiar role of sniffing coke, and getting stoned. Not as much wham, slam, and kablam than I thought there would in this flick. Or maybe I just soaked myself too much in Michael Bay's works(~wacha gonna do when dey come for you~). Gotta love those shiny, chromy suits with jetpacks.Yet undoubtedly, another straight hitter off the Marvel line. I bet Stan Lee is really loving himself right now for this, reaping all and whatever he sowed decades past. Good for him. Wonder if he's currently best friends with Hugh Hefner, heheh.

Grand Theft Auto 4
Hot outta da box, booyah! Thanks, consolegame.com.my!
Ahhh, nothin like the heavenly brisk scent of fresh ink on a newly printed paperback manual. Can't...stop...sniffing.... What's resting on my slimy, sweaty palm here is yet another Rockstar's masterpiece, yes...The Big Apple in one little, travel size package, not that I'll be carrying it around though. Soaring rave reviews eventually made me snapped to finally get one copy. Just managed to explore Liberty City superficially this couple of days. Note that in this installation, Liberty City bears little to no resemblance to it's formers. This means that if you'd memorized the map of GTA3 previously, from head to toe of all it nooks and crannies (like I did), well guess you'll have to start over again in this one, haiz. Even the control schemes are changed! But that's minor, as you can still switch back to classic mappings, fuh. There's more vehicles for you to jack, new arsenal of choice, more radio stations for your aural pleasure and there's RUSKIES! Yes, the protagonist is of East European lineage, so the dialog revolves around them. They seemed to ditch the cartoony style physics and painted on more realism. Fortunately for you 13 o'clock folks out there, they still retain that tireless slapstick humour the series is so well known for. They wouldn't. More bullet holes, more blemishes and... yup that's right, now there's the ever amusing ragdoll physics, booyah! Run over innocent 'zombies' at hazardous speeds and watch the mangled bodies get hurled across the street and rebounded off a tree or something on their way down in awe. Should your irregular synapses bring upon a sudden urge to ram an oncoming car, you can do so and get ejected out through the windshield, into the wrath of impending traffic. Trust me, that is classic fun... And it's harder to shake off the cops this time, they'll even box you in if the chance arises. Ironically, it can't be helped that the game now plays more like The Getaway, previously labeled as a GTA wannabe. Of course the graphics can never match that of Crysis' but that's not why this game sells. Anyway, still a lot to accomplish and excavate in LC and this title will surely be keeping me buzzay throughout this dismal hibernation period. So, if I'm unavailable at the time being, you'll know that I'm jacked in LC.

P.S - I take this opportunity to wish my petite big 'sis' a very Happy 25th Birdday, since you're not going to be blowing candles here back in Sibu. No confetti for you, haha. May you live a more cheerful and wonderful life, and grant me more swags and goodies! Like this one, ahaha!

Grab me one of them cookies, Jimmy boy!

My own personal weighted companion cube (Portal?) is now sleeping with the fishes, wuhuu... Is there anyone out there even have a shred of memory of you? Well, now they do. Anyway, can't afford to have you cramping space. No hard feelings, babai!

What? Speak! Say something! Don't worry, you will be baked. And then, there will be cake...

Move on...

My fellow scrawny and pasty lackies, check this out:
11 signs you're no longer a hardcore gamer.

OMFG, I seem to exibit more than 8 of those traits! 'Mid-life gaming crisis' and I'm not even registered to vote yet, damn those kids! Hooked to Pinball? Didn't see that coming... Now I see why button-mashers seem more immersive than ever (Cannot reach stupid little Goku, not fair!! Abookits just slipped right pass hair!). Somebody please prove them wrong, anybody! This is just a test, yess... They are just messing with us, no?? I won't succumb to your foolish attempt that easily, muahaha. I get it, it's all Architecture's fault! Plunder me of all my senses! Left now only a vessel unknown of any pleasure and desire. Left now a sack full of shit, wuhuu... ;( (STELLLAAAAAAAAAA!!!)

I'm a drone now... Drone is what I am...
Push red button for kickass karate chop, waCHAAA!!

(Dun worry, I haven't gone cuckoo just yet...)

Chigurh

Achtung, Spion! Die, Allied Schweinhund. Abookit! Tat tat aprukit! Saniku! Cintan kick!

Never mind me, just this sudden urge to bark these unforgettable, classic gibberishes. Mein leben, AYEEE!

Yay, one more week and I’m outta this gulag! Muahahaha….. Anyways, gonna switch to hibernate mode the first thing I get back home, booyah! In the meantime, I’ll be scheming my evil plan to bore you to *death, kantoi lar. While I’m very free here, picking my nose and scratching my ass, y’all can help me contemplate on what I have to fill in next. Nothing? Nevermind lah, I got something. Yes, another ‘Stupid Movie Review’, that’s what it is! So, today’s I’m gonna rekomen y’all something practically unheard of on this side of the planet, but this picture landed itself an Oscar ‘Movie of the Year’ this year (or is it last year… I forget), though some would beg to differ. Well, I’m in the middle on this (don’t I always… ). Still can’t overthrow the supreme cult- hit, Fight Club from my list and nothing ever will. Will there? I never know…

No Country For Old Men by The Coen Bros

Well, I’ll cut this short coz malas skit, eheheh. Based on a novel, the synopsis is nothing to shout about. Story tells of a Vietnam vet, who happened to step on some shit. Here, an aftermath of a drug deal gone terribly, horribly, vegetably wrong. So, you have dope, dough and lotta dead-ass capped Mexicans. Guy took cash and kept mouth shut. Ohh, he didn’t realize he’s playing a dangerous game… uh oh. And then, came along this badass with a seriously bad bush to intervene, eventually becoming his nemesis. This dude, Chigurh, has gotta be one of the sickest, yet cleverly thought out villains in motion picture history, Villains Hall of Fame. Forget those corny Green Goblin, Dr. Doom, etc, this is the real shit, right here. Really deserve my admiration. Cool murderous arsenal to boot. The pace of the movie was quite a drag, lotsa silent moments here and there. But this helps build up the momentum for the plot. Turn up the volume during gunfights and you’ll really pop your drums. Do that. Appearances by Tommy Lee Jones should be noted too, aging well as compared to the now tubby Keanu Reeves. The thing didn’t exactly go out with a bang, fireworks and stuff. Mediocrity serves its purpose here. Go watch. But chicks (even dudes these days, haiz) attached to stupid Taiwan lovey-dovey crapss can stay clear. Otherwise, you’ll be traumatized for life and I don’t want to be blamed for that.

However, it’s sad to see movies like these get underappreciated these days. Tales like this don’t hand you over the storyline on a silver platter with icing and cherries to top it off. At least they get your cogs turning once a while. Best example Cloverfield, I can confidently say that it’s one of the best movies out this year. Yea, I know. The camera angles often left bitter taste and make you float ten feet off the ground, but try to see it as what the creators do. Experience… (*dough). Or blame yourself for being such a pantsy and easily disoriented, haha. The mysteries are more intriguing if left unexplained, don’t you think so? You never do wonder why God invented penis…. or do you?? Neways, to all Lost fans across the Milky Way, your patience will definitely
be worth your while by the end of Season 6, I gaylantee it.

The Return of the Sakai(s)

Half way to watch Three Kingdoms, and spotted this Italiano bull (right, great movie by the way.... if you're a 60 year old pop, hehe). Pics speak for themselves. Lambo in action! Booyah! Abang Long almost knocked the knickers off this beast! If that had happened, I might never see the light of day no more, wuhuu. For survival footage of our near brush against 'death', get it from Steven "Pay me the rice monay!" (if he hadn't uploaded to YouTube already).

Just like an in-game screenshot from Most Wanted. Click click BOOM!

LAMBORGHINI GALLARDO

520 bhp of pure unprecedented powahh(100 shy of his bigger bro, Murcielago). Check out those rims, 19 incher I suppose, hmmm. Aiyak, not fully in centerfold. Again, piloted by bratty Singaporeans. Sped up just as I'm expecting a money shot, haiz... Now, fate! Show me Reventon, Pagani, Ford GT, etc next! I demand it!

(stupid bungkal najis, line like shit. Managed to upload only these two. What to do... Now, savor.)

Pimp your Hood!

[BEWARE! Trespassers will be shot on sight!]

Seriously, guys... How jiu bu jien! Bu jiu meh?? Lanjiu lar u... abitjiu.

Ahh yes, this is just another pathetic revival post. <*dough!>
So, what's new and boring this month you ask? Hmm, let me think...

Right, just finished my presentation sheets yesterday(hoorah!). But the torrents of sleepless nights still haven't dwindle just yet, still have tonnes of working drawings to finish and amend. Yup, those tedious, hair-pulling, teeth-grinding(not my teeth-grinding, if you catch my drift, hehe...) working drawings. And almost failed my English test(*dough!) this week, wtf... Practically got flunked by chubby chick!
Bah, no point ranting now. Moving on, my mom is now an official tech head(hoorah!). Yup, it's a bit exaggerated for someone who banned me from touching my 'wives' prior to stupid exams(you never understood her... till now, muahaha). Talking bout my 'wives', now wanna intro you guys to my UTM bride this sem. Nothing else to talk mar coz ya know, I'm boring guy. A real fucking, boring one. Struck by this fever, and now cannot stop pimping. The next planned phase will be even heftier, now with a big black thing on my pants(that's no hole, dawg. That's ground zero). Can only imagine and drool now, haiz... Here you go.

This is what boring guys do. Courtesy of lowyat.net! (Now gimme some dough!)

Specs? Guess you just have to see from the looks of it, hehe. Too paiseh to tell, teehee. If by any slim chance any elite is reading this, don't kutuk ok? But derma skit tunjuk ajar plz(money is most welcomed!). Now idling at 48'C, even with 7 fans blowing in it, including proc's and psu's. Stupid KRP's table design, no vents at all(that little hole is asss... useless). You can actually toast roti inside the drawer ler. Soup's gone cold? No prob, just pop it right in! No hassle. One time, my Mentos actually turned molten inside. You never mess with Jimbo's candy!

Oh, right... time's up. Better get back to my working drawings. Else, Dash's gonna slash my ass!

Gimme Angpau!

~Alamak, 1 month past already ar... kuat celaka!~

Here I go again, back at the ghetto, banging the keyboard, telling y'all
whatever crap I feel like it, hehehe. But, there's nothing to tell, really! Not
in here anyway, ahahaha!

Well, my 9800XT failed me the first thing I got back home, so suey. So, had to hog my lil sis' pc which made her perform her usual 'dance', as my mom often called it. Lion dance's more like it! Patient skit lah my young padawan, no tantrums please. Arimau danmonyet tidak ngam punya, apa bleh buat? Luckily, found a spare gc card and resuscitated my baby back the next day, phewh...

There's this one gizmo that I got my hands on which is worth a review in here... For my first product review (please don't flame me). I give you... (drum roll)

The Ipod Touch 8Gb.

This has gotta be one of the sleekest, sexiest out of the hoards of pointless gadgets ever made till date. Why not, it's only as thick as a plactic cd cover, or a Gempak mag, or 3 pieces of bak gua stacked together...... Anyway, less than half a cm thick (don't ask me for more pics, malas to take lar). Feel like nibbling on the damn thing. There're only 2 buttons on the whole thing, which makes it even cooler. A touchscreen makes additional buttons redundant, which brings me to this wicked part. You navigate through everything using only your fingers; type lar, surf web lar, turn up volume lar, macam-macam. E.g : spread your fingers apart to zoom in on photos, and vice versa, pretty neat stuff. Unless you have big, fat sausagey fingers, you're going to have hell of a 'fun' time working this thing out. Otherwise, you'll be fine.

The bundled pair of white earphones is not great but usable, producing clear highs, and mids. The day I stumbled upon a miracle called in-ear canal earphones, I've never looked back since. So, a definite replacement to come. After doing more than a couple hours on wi-fi, the juice didn't last as long as I expect it to be, which is kinda disappointing. Should have tested it out on full charge anyway. And I also thought the guys would omit out the mirror finish on the back of newer gen ipods. Apparently, they didn't, making it a friggin fingerprint magnet. Now the thing looks as if my slimy preschool couz has just fiddled around with it. And you would think to wipe it constantly. That's even worse, producing more and more hairline scratches! That's permanent, yo... FYI, 8gb is far from adequate to satiate my grooving needs, let alone my other 'ahem' medias (jangan pikir serong korang ar...). Well, being as irresistible as it is, all is forgiven... ahahaha.

Before I forget, wanna wish y'all a very Happy Chinese Nu Year and may it be another more prosperous year for us all, muahahaha. Gong Xi Fa Cai, Hongpau Nar Lai!

(Gotta stock up on 'Big Ground Thunder' and 'Colour Lighting' to blow my neighbours' kids away, kebabooom! More cash, plz...)