TOP 10

Pushing aside all the site analysis, passive design, IDR, etc, and it’s time to talk some cock!

Hmm, not sure what to crap though. So, I came up with something to entertain myself and to annoy y’all. I give you, The Top 10 lists of my favourite shit! Entries are subjected to change, so fuck off.

For the debut, this is The Top 10 list of my favourite GAMES of all-time from all platforms! Clap Clap ;-)

1. Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty
(Sneaking around in a cardboard box, tranquilizing goons in the crotch, wanking through codec. My, my, Snake…)

2. Shadow of Colossus
(Tearing down 15 titans in an orchestrated symphony. Koh Ohtani is god.)

3. Tekken 5
(Button-mashing fun…nuff said.)

4. Half-life 2
(Immersive storyline, memorable journey, and zero-point energy gun. Friggin cool.)

5. Unreal Tournament
(I’m the Alpha and the Omega. 2003 and 2004 can suck my dick)

6. God of War
(Kratos kicking Greece right in the nuts. Zeus is going down, everybody!)

7. Final Fantasy 10
(Must…level…up…Yuna…Rikku…Lulu…drool. Nobuo, don’t make me cry. Sob sob.)

8. Medal of Honor Allied Assault
(Steven Spielberg stylized WW2 action in 5.1 surround. Covering fire!!)

9. Warioware: Smooth Moves
(Saving damsels, pulling nose hair, and dance routines. What’s not to like??)

10. Burnout 3
(Uber-unrealistic racer with ridiculous speed and physics. Unlimited nitrous = wicked sick)

Expect more upcoming fubar shit, dudes and dudettes! Fission mailed!